Turn Off the Light

“You left the garage light on. Lazy butt”

“Turn it off then, lazy butt”

“But you left it on, lazy butt”

“You are right by the door. You turn it off, lazy butt”

“But it is your responsibility. Lazy butt”

“Whatever. Lazy butt”

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That’s concludes another classic pointless conversion.

Next Lifetime

“Let’s not say ‘Till Death Do Us Apart’, we should die together”

“Well, next lifetime I want to be a man instead. So I don’t think you can be with me anymore…. unless you turn into a woman”.

“That’s easy. I can just be born into a murderer and murder you early on when you are still an infant. Then you can be a woman again the lifetime after that. ”

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Choice

“OK. Here is THE question again. Where are we going for lunch?”

“I don’t know. Give me some suggestions. ”

“You know I always like burgers.”

“It’s bad for you. No!”

“What about subs? That’s light.”

“I don’t like subs. Too simple.”

“Ale house? They have a nice and big menu.”

“Too slow, too expensive! Plus, I’m tired of all that American food.”

“What about Chinese food?”

“Chinese restaurants in this town don’t serve real Chinese food. I don’t want it.”

“Japanese? Sushi?”

“Last thing I want is little clump of expensive rice plus tiny chunk of cold fish on a winter day”

“Well….. do you have any suggestions”

“… I don’t know ~~~ …”

“Well, give me some thing, please”

“… At this point, I am afraid if I suggest anything, you will accept it”

“What’s wrong with that? Won’t that be great!?”

“But I haven’t made up my mind yet. ”

👿

Other people’s lunch choice

“Honey, where do you want to go for lunch?”

“Just pick a place and let’s go! Don’t bother me asking me. I am busy!”

Going out

Woman: (dressing for going out) “You know, I could wear a mini skirt today. But I am not going to.”

Man: “Why do you torture me by telling me that?”

Woman: “Well, I am willing to wear a mini skirt to please you. I just choose not to today.”

Man: 🙁

Get up on a Sunday morning

 “We should get up…”

“… Define ‘we’. Do you mean I should get up or you should get up”

“Well, it means I am getting up to get some water to drink then I will lie back down. Then you get up. That defines ‘we get up’.”

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