Woman: Honey, could you check the transmitter fluid in my car? I hope it is not leaking any more. Man: The transmitter fluid looks fine. Your coolant is low though. Have you noticed if the car is overheating? Actually, do
Immediate Solution?
Woman: So much to do. A~~~. I cannot get all of them done before we go out of the town tomorrow! Man: It’s easy. Just take the laptop and work in the car. Woman: No. I will get dizzy and
Last conversation of the day
The end of a work day: Man: Ah… I am so tired. I made the typical mistake again! I told people I will be there after the last appointment but I forgot to put in my damn phone! Guess what,
Great Chef
“There is always a great woman behind every successful man.” Well, in the household, you can also rephrase that as: “There is always a great man behind every wonderful chef.” Which means, you cook, I clean. You cook all the
Perfect timing
Woman: “You are every where in my dream” Man: “Oh, crap!” Man is sentenced to sleep on the couch. ———————– The underline chain of thoughts were: Woman: “You are every where in my dream” Man just thought of the stuff
Sexy moves
Sexy actress comes home from a day of shooting with an ice cream cone from the set. She is still excited. “My ice cream scene was so good that after the shooting the crew couldn’t wait to finish off the
Small talks
Turn Off the Light “You left the garage light on. Lazy butt” “Turn it off then, lazy butt” “But you left it on, lazy butt” “You are right by the door. You turn it off, lazy butt” “But it is