The end of a work day:

Man: Ah… I am so tired. I made the typical mistake again! I told people I will be there after the last appointment but I forgot to put in my damn phone! Guess what, I forgot all about it!  I got home thinking I could work more but I fell asleep. Then it is midnight and I started working on Al’s PC only to realize that I don’t have his password! I am suppose to return the machine to him tomorrow morning. Well, I cannot even call him now!

Woman: I didn’t get enough done either. I got into this artsy emotional mood that I couldn’t concentrate on work. Then at 10pm, I notice I have a doctor’s appoint tomorrow morning!

Man: I need to call Al, Bob, Charley first thing tomorrow morning. Then stop by the bank, the post office, and …. (extremely distraught) I don’t even have gas in my car…

Woman: Oh, stop whining! There are gas stations everywhere. In fact, there is one right outside of the neighborhood.  (Pause) (crying) I don’t even have lunch for tomorrow!